I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit of measurement for love).

“I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotio…”

“I wore a suit to the interview—a bathing suit. I didn’t get the job as a lifegu…”

“Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the s…”

“Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would…”