I can teach you a lesson you won't forget in a hurry

“Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of t…”

“This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.”

“In fact, if there were such a thing as an international thieving contest, Ankh-…”

“But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting t…”