I can’t afford to waste either my money or my time—but that doesn’t stop me from trying.

“Mr. Best spent so much time eating grass that he began to think he was a cow. B…”

“Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.”

“I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be…”

“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”