I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.

“The water trapped in my window makes it like an aquarium—which makes me the fis…”

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital let…”

“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d aut…”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”