I can’t get car parts at Lowes, the home improvement store? If I lived in my car, my car would be my home.

“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. 
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“There are certain books in the history of the world that should never have been…”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”

“I’d rather own something that’s worth millions to nobody, than something that’s…”