I can’t go out tonight, because unfortunately I’m all tied up at the moment. I’m not busy, but I am kidnapped.

“Add smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.”

“I think they should combine the Summer and Winter Olympics and call it the Fall…”

“To treat everyone equally is offensive, because it fails to recognize anyone as…”

“I have a secret knock. It’s so secret that I never use it, lest you hear my knu…”