I can’t offer you anything to drink, but I can offer you an excuse. Would you like ice with it?

“If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeab…”

“The last time I was there was the first time I was there, but it’s not the last…”

“Farmers don’t picket government corruption, they picket fences. Let this be a l…”

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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