I can’t overstate how valuable being understated is.

“Before I die, I want to change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could si…”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I ju…”

“I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, be…”