I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I sell it freely in the street?

“He looked me right in my eyes and told me he just ate a sandwich, and I had to …”

“A sample may taste better than the whole, because it’s meant for a taste test, …”

“To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than…”

“The lights might have dimmed, but I blinked at that moment so I didn’t notice. …”