I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.

“No, they're contemporary witch hunters, based in Russia."The crease deepened. "…”

“ Oberon said from behind the counter.I busied myself making Emily's tea and spo…”

“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch…”

“ What's silly is paying five bucks for hot milk and flavored syrup! But now I s…”