I can’t talk you out of what your heart is set on. I just hope you set it on the shelf, next to my book.

“The important issues, once you’ve taken them on, you can’t take them off. What …”

“There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the po…”

“I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”