I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy and emits foul odors.

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I p…”

“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.
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“I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because the…”