I can’t tell you how much I love @Gatorade. Wait, I’m sorry. I always get Gatorade and Windex mixed up.

“A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those …”

“None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.”

“Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.”

“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”