I care for her about my mom like a Maggie (three Donalds per serving). Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The most the average person probably reads in a day is a STOP sign or two. And …” “It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think…” “I like to spoon after I fork.” “I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into…”