I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know.

“The future is right around the corner from a bar called, “Yesterdays.” I know, …”

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”

“I would have enjoyed “Naked Lunch” that day, but the cafeteria served us all cl…”

“A blanket could be used as an example for how you should make important decisio…”