I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh, I wonder how long it’s been hidden there.

“He was cold and ugly, so I lent him my invisible cloak. He was grateful and sai…”

“Word of mouth is often louder than word of hand, although applause can be deafe…”

“Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after yo…”

“Not getting laid can be a crippling experience, but then I don't go looking for…”