I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.

“The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you…”

“To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to s…”

“So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, exc…”

“Don’t talk while you’re talking. It interrupts me.”