I collect hair. I keep most of it on my floor, but my most valuable patches I display on the bodies of a few cats I have roaming my house like walking art displays that meow.

“I celebrate my birthday in ways not seen this side of the Old Testament. I cele…”

“If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tire…”

“I want to create a root word where the root is “root.” Something like rootree.”

“The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuf…”