I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.

“Most men want sex, without the kids or commitment. I want sex, but I don’t want…”

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots …”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”