I collect orgasms. Unfortunately, lately I’ve been selling more than I’ve been buying.

“Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it ma…”

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”

“Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Ye…”

“I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the…”