I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.

“If only women were as easy to understand as men without penises (eunuchs), beca…”

“I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.”

“When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared…”

“In complete silence you can’t hear a thing. Just ask a deaf person—but ask them…”