I could save money if I ate my coworker’s pussy for lunch, rather than going to a restaurant.

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“I want to type one of my books into a free online translation website, and conv…”

“I couldn’t steal an idea. Not even if my clone came up with it. But I could ste…”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”