I could sit in a recliner, if I were so inclined.

“I eat overcast skies for breakfast, because sunlight isn’t filling enough. As a…”

“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let…”

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask…”

“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”