I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my presence.

“I can’t do a round off, but I can round off to the nearest back handspring.”

“Here’s a list in no particular order: chaos, confusion, and disorganization.”

“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulatio…”

“When it doesn’t matter to you, that’s where I’ll find the most matter. The pile…”