I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.

“I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my …”

“Planning is worrying, only in a productive, proactive form. Worry has to be a l…”

“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically he…”

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was do…”