I decide to go outside to enjoy the weather. Out of the corner of my eye I see Thor pushing an empty wheelbarrow, and I wonder if it’s some sort of thought experiment. Either he just got done dumping mulch in the back yard, or this is a great set up for a Zen koan.

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“Since the day I was born, I’ve spent my time being a human being, and I regard …”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”

“I get along with everybody. You know this because everybody is a jerk, yet when…”