I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I took a vow of silence.

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”

“I wanted to sip my daily Starbucks coffee as I got to work early (no later than…”

“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precise…”

“Because even among contrarians, I’m a contrarian. But all of this is just words…”