I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.

“Vinnie had court business, and then he couldn't fit the dancing bear in his car…”

“My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Yo…”

“That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee.Yeah, you almost opened the …”

“Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to…”