I didn’t do a 180-degree turn on my thinking. I simply swiveled my chair around so I could dismiss the idea from the other side.

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

“It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always ge…”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”