I didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.

“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a heart…”

“-Hey, neighbor, is your wife free for a date today?
-No, I’m taking her out thi…”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the excep…”