I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.

“If love were a pirate, then maybe I would wear an unopened condom over my eye, …”

“Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.”

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we cou…”

“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then …”