I didn’t hear what was said, but I laughed, because I was too embarrassed to embarrass him by breaking up his punch line and laughter by asking him to repeat it.

“A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until deat…”

“I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening…”

“My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I fee…”

“He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that f…”