I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.

“Yesterday is as ancient as a millennia ago, because both are forever out of rea…”

“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”

“I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of ge…”

“If I were a hairy man, I’d never pat myself on the back, because with all that …”