I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.

“I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.”

“He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that f…”

“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for …”