I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.

“Due to state laws, the restaurant was nonsmoking, which as a nonsmoker pleases …”

“If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect han…”

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”

“I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don…”