I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-"
"Hang on," I said. "Shoe?"
"S-h-u," she said. "The god of the wind."
"On." I wished these gods had names that wearn't common household objects. "Go on, please.

“Rainbows always stand for hope. -Iris”

“Now, you'll have to answer my questions.""Oh, very well," Set said. "I like Bra…”

“his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl's on homecoming night.Per…”

“Um, dad?" I called "How's it going?""Percy!" Annabeth whispered. "We're in a hu…”