I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.

“In the 48 hours following my discovery of her infidelity, I found out she’d bee…”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”

“The worst book I’ve ever read is “Ulysses,” by Joyce, because like my undergrad…”

“Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where …”