I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confused. But I’ll tell you, that Copernicus was full of shit.

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious belief…”

“I’m not a ref, but I assigned her the penalty of clipping, and I told her to dr…”

“I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. W…”