I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.

“I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.”

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in tra…”

“I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two ti…”