I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.

“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wi…”

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few ext…”

“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”

“Love is the sound of footsteps behind you in a dark hallway. Why does it seem l…”