I don’t demand much. All I expect is for you to love me so much you kill yourself just to get my attention.

“Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make…”

“I’m like Twain, Nietzsche, and Dali in that I have three mustaches. (I have two…”

“If green is envy and blue is depression, then I’m feeling quite turquoise right…”

“Meet the Robinsoons—but meet them later.”