I don’t dress like I have any money. And I don’t have any money, which helps enable me to dress like that.

“I don’t know how to say it without saying it, so I’ll just not say it. Or I cou…”

“I always keep a spare set of keys in a spare set of pants that are folded up an…”

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

“I fish better than any fish alive.”