I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.

“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”

“A brick could be used as the lead singer of a band called “The More Interesting…”

“-Is he dead?
-Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his gra…”

“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicini…”