I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. Auteur: W.C. Fields Copy Quote More from W.C. Fields “You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a…” “Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not …” “Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting?” “Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!”