I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get…”

“People are more likely to like you if you treat them with respect and Linseed o…”

“If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous…”

“I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or t…”