I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs.

“Americans wouldn’t be in the economic predicament we’re in, if there were no Am…”

“Don’t talk while you’re talking. It interrupts me.”

“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall…”

“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impre…”