I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you think you are, Greg Louganis?

“A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician fas…”

“Today was so cold that the wind froze my words as I spoke them and they fell si…”

“Be true to who you are as a person. Or, if you’re a politician, be true to who …”

“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night…”