I don’t just want to be the best in my field, I also want to be the greenest.

“I like transparent boxes, so would-be thieves can see what’s inside. Deception …”

“A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!
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“A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meo…”

“I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always ke…”