I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.

“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so eith…”

“If my love could be represented by a blur, it would be the beating of a humming…”

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”