I don’t know dick about vaginas.

“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”

“I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person…”

“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #l…”

“A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole …”